sp0rk112:

Booty had me like

sp0rk112:

Booty had me like

People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

I was so sleep deprived the other day that I tried to zoom in on a paper

wtf I just made that post

oh wait that is my post

I havent slept in 2 days

“But the Bible says…”

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dinnerpartydan:

That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.

hungarian:

bon jovi? mauvais jovi? c’est un mystère

sassively:

exceedwhatyouthoughtwasbest:

Things that need to be more affordable:

-plane tickets

-whole, natural foods

-gas

-workout clothing

-phone bills

-University (education) tuition

Things that need to be more expensive:

-processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket

-cigarettes

-alcohol

more things that need to be more affordable:

-tampons/pads

-bras

-medical treatment

-concert tickets

more things that need to be more expensive:

-fines on DUIs

-crocs

sarazarr:

jreadsya:

repeat after me - read the books you own before buying new ones, read the books you own before buying new ones, read the books you own…

No. I want all the books and I want them now.

Currently have like 10 books on my shelf waiting to be read, and a list of 50+ that I want to read…. Halp

The Zodiac Signs On Their First Day Of School

itsazodiacthing:

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo


Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces